Damn you, damn brocolli and damn the Wright brothers!

Sooooooo, hello all. Damn I haven't posted on here in a long time.
So how's life? Lara, thanks for the shout out. It was good seeing you at Breuger's (how do you spell that) too. I hope yalln's Christma-Hanau-Kwanza-New Years' were good. Ummmm, I don't really have a whole hell of a lot to say. Greg, I'd love to work at your place but I've got a year lease down here in Orange County and I'm not about to drive my ass way the hell up there into LA. Besides, you LA people are weird. And traffic blows more than Pamela Anderson up there. So, I'd comment on your pictures April but it looks like there's enough praise out there for you "tats" already. Kim, nice apartment. And by "roomate" do you mean the guy you're banging? I'm just kidding. I couldn't resist. I'm sorry. I'm a freak.
Oooh, so I'm taking out this cute chic on Friday. She's from Iowa and grew up on a farm. Her parents are hippies. Kind of cool. Yeah, we're going to dinner and a movie in Laguna Beach (hehehe, yeah. I like saying that :) and then we'll probably walk on the beach naked or something. Calm down now, I know you all love that mental image but just chill!
Hey Greg and Dom, when are we going to hang out all together? Holla at ya boi.
OK, I'm going to go cuddle on the couch and be ambiguosly gay with my roomate and watch a couple hours of Family Guy.
This should keep me updated for a while.
Peace!