Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch

hmm funny story ... WELL did you guys hear that the woman who faked the finger she found in her wendys chilli got NINE years in prison for that little media stunt! (not like it kept us from getting that hot steamy wendys whole in pigeon forge ... you can' steer a train)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chriskujawski/

(that big white space above is a link ... a ghost link)

we had a 'White Party' this past weekend ... well it escalated quickly, and there were kids dueling with blue leather gloves. there was white castle, and kahlua, and a man on a horse. Brick killed a guy.

I've got my first design gig, it looks pretty sweet, think 1960s lavarock-fantasia ... I'll let you guys know how the meeting with the client goes today.

mmmmmwwwwwah!